Saturday, January 19, 2008

We have zeroed in on the exact date the aliens are coming. Yes, it is very short notice, and we apoligize, but the aliens' arrival is VERY hard to predict.
The date is:
JANUARY 19, 2008
AT NIGHT FROM 10:00- 12:00, APPROXIMITELY

Good luck, citizens!!!

*****Remember the adults not know, for some reason aliens and adults can't see each other. So, don't tell them, they might think you are crazy.*****

Monday, September 3, 2007

Current Hideout

Meet at 4:00 Monday [Labor Day] in the woods behind the pond in Stiles Point Plantation. Leaders only.

"Aliens" also known as the "German checkups" arrive every 10 years. This year they are 1 year early.

If you are not a Leader, and don't know where to hide,
try hiding under a bed, or behind the bathroom shower curtains. They seem to forget those places while searching.

***Remember NO ADULTS KNOW so DO NOT inform them, they may think you're crazy***

-Khori Nation, Leader